Monday, September 14, 2009

Does Anyone Know CPR?

Awwwwwwww. Shiiiiiiit. I fucked myself good and hard this time. I left the motel room for 10 minutes to go get condoms and Yoohoo and the hooker choked on the ball gag. Fuck. Me.

Give me a minute, I'll be right back. I need to get a full length carpet and a trash compactor.

1 comment:

"K" Fingerett said...

Oh Michael... haha

I miss you and your ways :)

Hope all is good and well on your end! And next time, remove the ball gag. Thanks.


~K