Monday, September 14, 2009

Does Anyone Know CPR?

Awwwwwwww. Shiiiiiiit. I fucked myself good and hard this time. I left the motel room for 10 minutes to go get condoms and Yoohoo and the hooker choked on the ball gag. Fuck. Me.

Give me a minute, I'll be right back. I need to get a full length carpet and a trash compactor.