Happy birthday to me. Hell yeah. On this day 22 years ago I was born. With a full head of hair, a beard, and I was holding a trident. Shortly thereafter I impaled the male nurse who tried to slap me.
My point is this: Everyone should take a moment today to reflect upon the good I bring to the world. I make fun of crackheads. I speak almost exclusively in vulgarities. And I say inappropriate but amusing things. Yes, I am a modern Jesus Christ.
Praise be to me!
Monday, December 17, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Not Quite Dead
I'm still alive. For now. It is possible, however, that with all the snow we have been getting in southeastern WI that I may very well be buried alive in a drift. Let's hope not.
In closing, I would simply like to say: I hope this cold snap kills all of the crackheads in the area. They are really starting to piss me off again. I'm serious. The next time one of you assholes asks me for money while I'm pumping my gas I will remove the nozzle, douse you with 88 octane, and light you on fucking fire.
Stupid crack bums.
In closing, I would simply like to say: I hope this cold snap kills all of the crackheads in the area. They are really starting to piss me off again. I'm serious. The next time one of you assholes asks me for money while I'm pumping my gas I will remove the nozzle, douse you with 88 octane, and light you on fucking fire.
Stupid crack bums.
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