It's early evening here in Milwaukee and I am hungry as fucking hell. I just looked in the refrigerator and couldn't find anything that looked appetizing. Nothing. I'm kind of tired of eating the same food over and again. I just don't want to eat chicken anymore.
I want to eat an endangered animal. I want to chomp down on a fucking Siberian tiger. I want to whet my appetite with filet of cheetah. If I could get my hands on an emperor penguin, I'd make that motherfucker my dinner.
My point here is, I'm getting bored eating cows, chickens and pigs. I need some variety in my diet. I need something different. I need some endangered California condor.
I'm gonna eat the shit out of you, tiger.
Somebody turn the oven on.
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HAHA!
Well, let me know how the hunt goes :P
If you are tired of cows, chickens and pigs--- why dont you try sea food, veggies, or some other bird like duck? (I've never had duck, so if you have some-- let me know how it is!)
~K
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