Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Whaju Want?

Bishhh....I sees you starin'. Whaju want eh? You not geddin' ma hat. Dis id ma hat. Dis shid blue, brudda. Blue hats id mah shid.

Whaju tink bout mah muztash? I bin growin id fo' lawng time now. In mah homeland muztash like dis worf seven goat and tree chikin.

No look at mah tent. Das mah tent. I keep mah wife an' seeks chilren in der. Mah wife ugly but dat bish can cook good.

Don' be look at mah hat.

I keel you fo look at mah blue hat.

Bish.

1 comment:

"K" Fingerett said...

Oh boy... hahaha!

So, how long did it take you to write that out? At least you d!dn+ wr!+3 !+ l!k3 d!$

because that just pisses me off-- but "whaju tink bout mah muztash...dis worf seven goat and tree chikin" had me laughing for a very long time :P

Where in the hell do you find these pictures?!?!?!


~K