Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Dear Christ No!
Dear God No!!! Please, please, please come back for one more season! Fucking Christ come back! I know I have always joked about how I would fellate you on command but I'm not fucking around this time! I will do it! I'll slob little Brett for one more season!
(Muffled sobs)
Oh Fuck! I can't live without you, Brett!
(More sobbing)
Please reconsider....
And if you do...leave your fucking wife back in Mississippi. I don't want to see another shot of her in the luxury box at Lambeau.
Please come back Brett. One more year.
Please.
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Hmm... I don't really know who this is... but I guess he is leaving? Maybe football altogether? or something... and you like him a bunch? or maybe he is a really good player and his team might suck without him?
I'm not sure whats going on... but I'm sorry you are sad...
::hugs for you, my friend::
no more tears :)
~K
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